I say this as a Canadian, mind you, but I truly believe y’all (see? I even have the slang down) are #1. There may not be a bigger collection of misfits assembled on planet earth than the 350 million of you (plus countless illegals) crammed between Canada and Mexico. It’s wonderful. You’re all so…weird.
And when the 4th of July rolls around every year, you get to rub your patriotism in the world’s face…as if you didn’t do that every other day of the year. But on the 4th, the best of the best of ‘Merica seems to be on display. So we decided to compile the best you folks had to offer the world! Because what’s an overly patriotic holiday without the rest of the world laughing at how much you love yourself, you psychopathic narcissists.
In any regard, we hope our brothers and sisters to the south enjoyed their independence thoroughly. I know we enjoyed watching y’all from a distance.
Do you have any amazingly ‘Merican stories or pictures from the 4th of July? Share them with us in the comments section.