Every couple has their unique quirks that they’d be deeply ashamed if anyone else found out. Here are common ones that no one ever discusses.
You have actually popped a pimple on your significant other’s body.
You have a whole conversation while one is on the toilet, and the door isn’t closed.
You’re constantly groping each other. It’s not even sexual at this point, it’s just because it’s there and you’re allowed.
One of you is always stealing the other’s clothes.
Sex isn’t sexy, it’s usually kind of hilarious.
One of you is constantly smelling the other. Pheromones, or something.
Your baby talk has evolved to such a point that it’s no longer done ironically.
Ugly dancing is a common occurrence.
One of you tries to put their finger in the other’s mouth while they’re yawning.
You’ve become so accustomed to pet names that when someone’s real name is said it feels like they’re about to get yelled at.